Things I have learnt from watching anime:
1. If things can go wrong, they will.
2. The power lies in the hairstyle!
3. Bad guys can never be completly destroyed. They will always come back for revenge.
4. Bad guys always look like a crime against nature.
5. All the girls look amazingly pretty
6. All the boys look amazingly cute
7. Having a very weird hair colour is normal.
8. Chinese children always resemble their favourite animal.
9. Dungarees in shockingly bright colours do look good!
10. A bunch of people from many different countries can all gather together and speak the same language.
11. No matter how many bad guys you beat, they'll always be one more who's even more powerful then the last one.
12. In every anime show, there's always at least 2 charecters who have really traumatic pasts or family problems.
13. The super tough loner is always the one with the traumatic past.
14. All aliens speak English (but we already knew that from watching films).
15. Japanese kids get hyper BIG TIME!
16. Insperational speeches always just pop into your head and are completly perfect.
17. Thinking can take a long time.
18. It takes ages for a monster to evolve or change shape, despite this their human friends are still alive by the time they've finnaly done it.
19. There's always some music to match your action, mood or emotion.
20. Friendship is the most important thing in the known universe (true though, isn't it?)
21. A miricle will always happen, at the very last second!
22. There are 2 types of monsters, super cute ones and super powerful ones.
23. Your eyebrows always seem to go on top of your head band.